just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How does one acquire holy water?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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