are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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