Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oh god it's open bar.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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