can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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