just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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