I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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