You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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