You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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