he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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