I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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