No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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