Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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