Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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