He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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