Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize