Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
honey bunches of taint.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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