I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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