but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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