..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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