i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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