Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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