Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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