i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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