Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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