Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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