So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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