I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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