thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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