so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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