But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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