And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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