If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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