I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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