what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The struggles of a small town man whore
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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