i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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