What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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