I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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