if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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