UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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