exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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