I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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