I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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