Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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