True but thats because hes a fetus.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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