why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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