at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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