the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My balls are so social today.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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