omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
