So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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