whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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