whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
