Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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