Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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