Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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